Sunday, December 13, 2009

Another Day at the Office

I understand you'd like a loan from our institution.

I will have to give the matter some thought.

What's that? The loan will fund infant stabilization devices for at-home photo shoots?


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Wednesday, December 09, 2009

My baby smells like chicken.

Not chicken chicken, really. It's more like chicken flavoring. Like Chick N Biscuit crackers, or bullion cubes or something.

I sense something sinister about this, like it's the next step in my vampiric transformation.

Or maybe Miles just needs a bath.