Also

Yesterday was my brother, Michael's, birthday. And he's the best. And I love him. Even though I forgot to send a card. Or call him yesterday. Or wish him happy birthday when I talked to him ten minutes ago.

So I'll say it now, and I'll say it real loud:

Happy Birthday Michael! I love you!

(I hope that didn't wake anyone. It's quiet time around here.)


Update - 7:14 PM:

What's that? Michael's birthday is today? Not yesterday? Don't be ridiculous! I'd never mis-remember my brother's birthday! Never! You stop with those lies!