Monday, October 23, 2006

Frequently Asked Questions

Several months ago, my cute sister-in-law, Shana, posted a faq about her gestating babies. Because I pretty much want to be just like her, I started writing up my own faq as soon as I learned I was pregnant. And then I got distracted. And hungry for pb&j. And spaghetti. And sleep. Now, months later, when I'm finally ready to hit the "publish post" button, there are only two questions left to answer.

Q: When is the baby due?
A: February 19, 2007.

Q: What does Sam say about all this?
A: "Candy?"

And there you have it, folks.

9 comments:

Tarimisu said...

Exactly the two questions I've been dying to have answered! Thanks!!!!! I hope you are feeling well and enjoying the second half of your pregnancy! You're almost there!

Shh', it's a secret said...

Oh my beef on weck heck! Don't ask how I stumbled onto these very entertaining blogs. Maybe I'm bored at work. Maybe I performed some searches for old friends of yore'. So fun to read up on your life "Boss." "Ree" is next. Mwah ha ha. Til next time!

One more thing, I haven't forgotten that my bra was frozen by either your hands, or "Ree's"

CAROLIONESS said...

So is Sammy planning to give the baby candy or is he expecting the baby to give him candy?
And whose bra did you freeze?

Crazy Horse Lady said...

I think what your little man is trying to say is that you should name her Candy. :) And her middle name could be Butterscotch or Licorice or Taffy...

Anonymous said...

I am in agreement with the lioness. Whose bra did you freeze. Tell us a story--you are so good at writing them. Also, I would make, bake, and feed you the cookies if I were only closer. Love, Auntie Bettyboop

Boss said...

I think our little girl is in for enough abuse a the hands of her older brother. Naming her Candy, would, I think, just be inviting a licking from Sam.

But a middle name of Licorice would make her Daddy crazy. So there are definate plusses to your suggestion, CHL! ;)

As for bra freezing, I wish I could tell an exciting story about it. But as I recall it, it was always MY unmentionables that ended up in the ice bin. I'd put my money on Ree as the culprit in shh's case. I suppose only shh can tell us for sure. But apparently, she's not talkin.

Shh' It's a Secret said...

You know, it probably was AM. She had quite the angelic reputation, but I always knew how sneaky she was. We had lots of sleepovers in Buffalo. Sometimes on Carriage Hill East, sometimes on Burgundy....

Boss said...

shh'-- I knew it! I totally knew it! Ree has frozen dozens of bras, of course, so that didn't really narrow it down much. But still I knew it was you. So where might one find the shh' it's a secret blog to catch up on all the F. family happenings?

Barbra said...

Dangit', you caught me. Congrats on being preggo D, that's awesome. Hopefully we'll have the pitter patter of lil' feet before next year is up. So that will make two for you?