Thursday, March 01, 2007

Get out your garlic necklaces folks

I went outside yesterday morning. Although I haven't been entirely homebound since Grace's birth, it's been a while since I've ventured out before noon. (OK, I'll be honest: 4:00 PM.) So I was surprised to discover the sunlight burned my eyes. By the time I reached my destination (the garage) I was teary and disoriented. The sensation was so intense, I completely forgot what I'd gone outside to look for. So I shielded my face with my empty hands, and ran back to the dark comfort of my living room.

Now, I don't want to alarm anyone. I haven't seen a single scientific study that links childbirth to vampiracy. But I think it's time more research is done. And in the meantime, you might want to watch your backs. And you necks.

3 comments:

Lady said...

Perhaps it was the brilliance of the sun reflecting on the snow. It does make the eyes squint!

Tarimisu said...

I do not think you are a vampire. Just wear some sunglasses next time.

Anonymous said...

I dunno, 'cause Boss is already so cool that if she wears sunglasses she might just bring on second winter! pooka