Thursday, March 01, 2007

Get out your garlic necklaces folks

I went outside yesterday morning. Although I haven't been entirely homebound since Grace's birth, it's been a while since I've ventured out before noon. (OK, I'll be honest: 4:00 PM.) So I was surprised to discover the sunlight burned my eyes. By the time I reached my destination (the garage) I was teary and disoriented. The sensation was so intense, I completely forgot what I'd gone outside to look for. So I shielded my face with my empty hands, and ran back to the dark comfort of my living room.

Now, I don't want to alarm anyone. I haven't seen a single scientific study that links childbirth to vampiracy. But I think it's time more research is done. And in the meantime, you might want to watch your backs. And you necks.


Lady said...

Perhaps it was the brilliance of the sun reflecting on the snow. It does make the eyes squint!

Tarimisu said...

I do not think you are a vampire. Just wear some sunglasses next time.

Anonymous said...

I dunno, 'cause Boss is already so cool that if she wears sunglasses she might just bring on second winter! pooka