In February 2004, I went to a Valentine's activity where we wrote love notes to our husbands. I decided the best way to show my affection was to make the Coach laugh. So I recorded amusing memories on little notes to hide all over the house. Apparently, I hid them well. I found the following notes this evening, while sorting through a box from my closet.
Remember when I found out I was pregnant, and I couldn't wait to tell you, but you were in the bathroom reading the Dell catalog, and it was a really great catalog so you were taking a long time, so I finally told you to come out and you did, and I told you we were having a baby, and you hugged me and were really excited? Remember that? You're a good dad, even when it means leaving your Dell catalog.
Remember when you said you were worried about me having the baby, and I said it would be fine because of the drugs, and you asked if I was just going to bite on a leather strap like Joseph Smith, and I said "No, but I'll probably still refuse the demon liquor," and you said "Bring on the bourbon!" Remember that? That was funny. You are funny.