Wednesday, May 31, 2006

More Love Notes

. . . Of a different sort (Circa 1999).

Although Boss's hygiene may be considered 'less than exemplary' she's still a pretty good roommate.

(heart)
Major Dorkus J. Poopypants*

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The president, Pogo, the Pope and Cher called to say congratulations on your raise. They think you're real great and also me.

(heart)
Major Dorkus J. Poopypants*

(I mean I also think you're great. They think I stink.)

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Ms. Schmiana Thistle--

(By any other name you would smell as weird.) I have to show up for pancreas surgery @ 5 so I can't go to dinner.

Love ya'
Major Dorkus J. Poopypants*

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Hey baby-doll

I am going to take my LAST final and then I have to work -- I'll be home late b/c tonight is celebration night. Oh yeah, Elder Cuter Boyfriend called and asked to speak to "Sister Cuter Roommate." I assumed he meant me but it turns out he wanted to talk to you. You better call him back. Plus, I love you.

Major Dorkus J. Poopypants*

Major Poopypants, I love you too.

*Names have been changed.

5 comments:

Tarimisu said...

It sounds like you are having fun packing and cleaning! You're finding treasures everywhere. It makes packing and moving sound almost fun. Almost. These notes sure are fun, and funny!

Ree said...

Elder cuter boyfriend is still roaming around Knoxville looking for Sister Cuter Roomate. When are you going to call him back?

Tarimisu said...

Leiutenant Freaky A. McStinkybutt reporting for duty.

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